Giant fossil discovered

Tom

Tom

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A very old frail Buddhist monk went to the local dentist. The dentist found an abscessed tooth and told him he'd have to go to the city to get it fixed. He offered transportation, but the monk said he had good callouses on his feet and he'd walk.
When he arrived in the far away city, he became known as the super calloused fragile mystic vexed by halitosis.
He refused novocaine as he wanted to transcend dental medication.
 
Michael

Michael

Active Member. Uh/What
If P is GH as in Hiccough
and O is OUGH as in Dough
and T is PHTH as in Pnthisis
and A is EIGH as in Neighbor
and T is TTE as in Gazette
and O is EAU as in Plateau

Then the correct was to spell potato is: ghoughphtheightteeau
 
Michael

Michael

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We went through Grand Island the following year and stopped in at Hornady for a tour. I asked the ladies at the front desk if they had any calls on it. They mentioned they really had quite a few call. Some folks we not very happy about finding out is was a joke. I have to give the guys in the video for keeping a straight face. I usually do pretty good, but not sure I could of pulled this one off if it were me on camera.
 
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richhodg66

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It was the time of the annual Chess Nationals which was hosted by one of the most prestigous hotels in Las Vegas. Chess players come from all over the country to compete for the much coveted fìrst place in this event. The manager calls the head of security and says to him: "have your men keep an eye on these guys. I can read them like a book. They'll mingle, socialize and compare notes in the lobby, but when the cocktails are served and the booze starts flowing, they become arrogant and start bragging to each other and that's when I need you to disperse them".

"Mmmm", said the head of security, "one wouldn't usually expect chess players to cause any trouble. They all seem so sphisticated".

The manager replied: "Yes, indeed. There's nothing more disturbing than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
 
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Petrol & Powder

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richhodg66 said:
It was the time of the annual Chess Nationals which was hosted by one of the most prestigous hotels in Las Vegas. Chess players come from all over the country to compete for the much coveted fìrst place in this event. The manager calls the head of security and says to him: "have your men keep an eye on these guys. I can read them like a book. They'll mingle, socialize and compare notes in the lobby, but when the cocktails are served and the booze starts flowing, they become arrogant and start bragging to each other and that's when I need you to disperse them".

"Mmmm", said the head of security, "one wouldn't usually expect chess players to cause any trouble. They all seem so sphisticated".

The manager replied: "Yes, indeed. There's nothing more disturbing than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Rick

Rick

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richhodg66 said:
It was the time of the annual Chess Nationals which was hosted by one of the most prestigous hotels in Las Vegas. Chess players come from all over the country to compete for the much coveted fìrst place in this event. The manager calls the head of security and says to him: "have your men keep an eye on these guys. I can read them like a book. They'll mingle, socialize and compare notes in the lobby, but when the cocktails are served and the booze starts flowing, they become arrogant and start bragging to each other and that's when I need you to disperse them".

"Mmmm", said the head of security, "one wouldn't usually expect chess players to cause any trouble. They all seem so sphisticated".

The manager replied: "Yes, indeed. There's nothing more disturbing than chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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fiver

fiver

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gotta relate.

years and years ago i had Littlegirl with me for the day. [she was about 4 maybe 5]
we had just left a now closed down sporting goods store that i had bought some Norma 7.5 swiss brass from.
remember when that stuff was non grata?

anyway.
we had just left towards home and i seen a Baskin Robbins in a little strip mall and swung back around and pulled in.
we walked in and she could just barely see over the edge and then realized the whole case was all sorts of ice cream all lined up and we weren't at some lame dad place.
she went in face first to see better, and just like a bird at a picture window... thunk... forehead rub.
then the indecision.... LOL
forgot all about that day till just now.
 
Missionary

Missionary

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All it takes is the right stimuli at whatever moment. Always enjoyable with the good ones.
Back about 87 our daughter was with me while walking around a block visiting and meeting people. Se was always yacking about something. We were just leaving a home and walking to the next home. She was back to yacking where she had left off looking at me and walked straight into a cement power pole. Just a little "pole rash" but sure was funny.
 
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