Random Humor

[richhodg66]

The fastest way to start a family argument...

 

[richhodg66]

Seen a few concerts over the years, most were good,but didn't "meet" the artists.

I did sneak back stage and shook Chris Ledoux's hand after a concert and he signed my shirt. He wa a genuinely good guy and I admired him and liked his music and performances when I was in my 30s, still listen to him now and then. Left this world too young.

 

[TXTad]

The fastest way to start a family argument...
View attachment 40473

A bigger argument would be to cut off all of the corner pieces.

 

[sundog]

... or both heels off a freshly baked, still warm, loaf of home made bread. And the last of the honey...

 

[smokeywolf]

On the rare occasions the wife made brownies, she knew NOT to put nuts in them.

 

[fiver]

specially walnuts,,, that for sure would start a fight here.

 

[dale2242]

I love walnuts in my brownies.
Lots of walnuts.

 

[Michael]

The woman/girlfriend I was with back in the late 80's told me that she did not care for the Tollhouse cookie recipe, always used her own. Later after we split up and she later married an old roomate, the poor bastard, I found out from a friend in common that she used her recipe because she knew I did not like it and thus all of the cookies were left for her to eat. Made the most gawd awful sorriest excuse for a chocolate chip cookie anyone could ever imagine. Often thought they would make good plinking targets for the 22, however aside from a waste of good ammo, the EPA might not of been happy.

 

[JWFilips]

My wife would kill me if I ate those 4 corners! Those are always her property!

 

[richhodg66]

Somebody glued together my favorite deck of cards!

I can't deal with it...

 

[richhodg66]

The woman/girlfriend I was with back in the late 80's told me that she did not care for the Tollhouse cookie recipe, always used her own. Later after we split up and she later married an old roomate, the poor bastard, I found out from a friend in common that she used her recipe because she knew I did not like it and thus all of the cookies were left for her to eat. Made the most gawd awful sorriest excuse for a chocolate chip cookie anyone could ever imagine. Often thought they would make good plinking targets for the 22, however aside from a waste of good ammo, the EPA might not of been happy.

Excerpt from the Bobby Bare song, The Winner, written by the great Shel Silverstein;

"Now this broken back was the dying act of one handsome Harry Clay"

"On that steamy Cincinnatti night I stole his wife away"

"Well, that woman, she gets meaner and uglier every day"

"But, I got her, boy, and that makes me the winner!"

 

[richhodg66]

The Winner

 

[JWinAZ]

 

[Matt_G]

^^
You don't suppose they sell deer hunting supplies as well, do ya?

 

[RBHarter]

Probably not but the mummies are happy .

 

[Petrol & Powder]

If you're not Christopher Walken, do you need an appointment?

 

[Mitty38]

Probably any Walken will do.

 

[Rockydoc]

i made Hank Williams Jr. show me his drivers license once...
believe it or not,, it was over 35 cents.

I (my hygienist ) cleaned Hank Jr's teeth one time when he was in town doing a show at Panama City Beach. He has some very good dental work to repair damage received from a mountain climbing accident.

 

[fiver]

that fall busted him up something fierce.

you shoulda went in and got him talking about the old colt revolvers.