Michael
Active Member. Uh/What
Sigh. Not even the slightest idea on where to start. However, trust me much like most the a fore mentioned follies, they included either or in some combination of, but not limited to, alcohol, cars/trucks, firearms, fire, fireworks, matches, ammunition, gunpowder, gas, propane, melted lead, water, electricity, livestock, and women.
Keith's post reminds me on the time I had a maybe 10-12 firecrackers where the fuse did not burn completely down, just leaving a small stub sticking out. I arranged them in a circle with all of the fuses pointing inward, akin to a large " * ", and in my infinite wisdom poured enough BP in the middle of them to cover all of the fuses and a powder trail leading out of the circle several inches. Keep in mind that my wife is watching all of this. Idiot me lights the match, touches it to the end of the powder trail, and yes whoosh. I did keep my eyebrows and hair, not without some singeing though. My loving wife, once agian wondering how I ever managed to reach adulthood shared with me that there I was me bent over, enveloped by a cloud of smoke, fire crackers going off, and all she could see was my butt sticking out.
Keith's post reminds me on the time I had a maybe 10-12 firecrackers where the fuse did not burn completely down, just leaving a small stub sticking out. I arranged them in a circle with all of the fuses pointing inward, akin to a large " * ", and in my infinite wisdom poured enough BP in the middle of them to cover all of the fuses and a powder trail leading out of the circle several inches. Keep in mind that my wife is watching all of this. Idiot me lights the match, touches it to the end of the powder trail, and yes whoosh. I did keep my eyebrows and hair, not without some singeing though. My loving wife, once agian wondering how I ever managed to reach adulthood shared with me that there I was me bent over, enveloped by a cloud of smoke, fire crackers going off, and all she could see was my butt sticking out.
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