Giant fossil discovered

[richhodg66]

Decided not to post the answer to that one after some thought.

 

[Petrol & Powder]

Decided not to post the answer to that one after some thought.

Good Call

 

[Brad]

Don’t join a dangerous cult. Only practice safe sects.

 

[462]

I also read an article a few years ago in Popular Mechanics that a kind of lesbian dinosaur had been discovered. Wanna guess what they named it?

Janet Reno?

 

[Brad]

I had my masseuse fired. She rubbed me the wrong way.

 

[RBHarter]

Pilots are just plane people with a special air about them .

 

[Michael]

Two bullets got married, little over a year later they had a beebee.

 

[Brad]

I met an archaeologist. His life is in ruins.

 

[RBHarter]

 

[358156 hp]

"What, you don't like dark bread?" she asked wryly.

 

[358156 hp]

Once upon a time, long ago there lived an ill-tempered King, and his not to bright Court Jester. The Jester was constantly on the Kings nerves for making long strings of bad puns, and one day the King had enough of it and ordered that the Jester was to be hanged in the morning. The Jester was thrown into the dungeon to await his fate in the morning. The next morning as the Jester was being dragged to the gallows, the King offered to spare him on the condition that the Jester never utter another pun in the Kings presence.

The Jester gratefully agreed, and was released. As he walked away he was heard to utter "no noose is good news".

They hanged him.

 

[Michael]

What do call someone who lives in Perth, W. Australia?

A Perthon

 

[Tom]

I copied and pasted 10 of these into emails and sent them to my friends to see if I could get any responses. As it turned out, no pun in ten did.

 

[Brad]

Did you hear about the man killed by a wild pig? He was boared to death.

 

[Brad]

I got lost at the auto parts store, but eventually I found my bearings.

 

[358156 hp]

Did you hear about the big fog over Italy?

It was a bigamist.

 

[richhodg66]

My Psychology professor asked the class if we had heard of Pavlov. I said; "it rings a bell".

 

[Brad]

This is good for the health and well being of your children.

'Dad jokes? That’s the way eye roll…’ | BPS

www.bps.org.uk

 

[richhodg66]

I got lost at the auto parts store, but eventually I found my bearing

I knew an NCO about 20 years ago that kept this big bearing from a helicopter rotor on his desk and called it his "military bearing".

 

[Brad]

What is made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe