What would you consider for a flat-shooting, medium-range pig hammer?
A lot of pontification on this one by some very qualified & intelligent individuals that seem to have come to a close without a solution that meets the standards as outlined. So this sounds like I might be able to offer a solution.
If you can’t win fair in life, .... cheat. Change the requirements. Learn to hunt from horseback. I mean this IS Texas, is it not? On TV, everyone has a horse there. Adds a whole new dimension to the game if you’ve never done it before.
Don’t like that suggestion? Then get you a fake bush for camouflage and by a pair of New Balance to close the distance. Exercise’ll do ya good. Ahhhhhhhh, please post a pic if you choose to go this route.