K-9 humor
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glassparman
"OK, OK, I'm going as fast as I don't want to go!"
I saw a commercial one time about that.
Two guys were walking across the jungle and they came up on a lion. One of the guys had some Nike running shoes so he slowly put them on. The other guy said "do you think we can outrun him?". The guy with the shoes said "I just need to outrun you."
Two guys were walking across the jungle and they came up on a lion. One of the guys had some Nike running shoes so he slowly put them on. The other guy said "do you think we can outrun him?". The guy with the shoes said "I just need to outrun you."
RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Two guys are hiking in Alaska and one has a Beretta 22 LR on his backpack belt. The other asks what that is for. First guys says "bear protection". Second guy says "WHAT!". Yes, I shoot you in the knee and run fast as I can.
RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Shoot the other knee.What if there are two bears?
