10. If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, "Did you bring the money?"
15. When someone asks what I did over the weekend, I squint and ask, "Why, what did you hear?"
^^^ LOVE these! Adding them to my repretoire!
12. I finally got eight hours of sleep. It took me three days, but whatever.
19. Don't bother walking a mile in my shoes. That would be boring. Spend 30 seconds in my head. That'll freak you right out.
^^^ me in spades, cept my knees sound like a glas rod breaking on a granite counter top edge!