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Ben

Moderator
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Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
My favorite was the old lady who brought back a blood pressure cuff. It always gave the same reading. I looked at it, removed the cling over the display printed with a "reading" and handed it back.
 

Pistolero

Well-Known Member
Brad, is that a "No, sh**, I really did this" story?

I got a chuckle about the frozen windows....... The 710 cap was a blonde joke when I heard it. :D:D

The computer stories are unlimited. Old one, but the guy who told me swore it was true, so might
be.
Calling new computer buyers to see if they are happy with new computer, a month or so after they bought
it. She says, "Yes, it works fine but the 5 1/4 floppy disks are a real pain to insert." He is puzzled and says
that they normally just push them in and they work. She says "Well, I damaged several and had to
throw them out, finally got it figured out, and they work fine, but it is a real pain to insert. And those cases are
really hard to open too, I have to use scissors."

Lightbulb!:confused::eek:

The youngsters will be looking puzzled and asking what a floppy disk is.

Bill
 

NAGANT

Active Member
I tended bar 30 some years ago and ol' Mac was a regular. He was a retired carpenter, about 80 and wore coke bottle glasses. Several people were complaining about the cost food. Mac joined in and said tuna was cheap but don't buy frisky's cuz it wasn't fit to eat.... another time he was wearing wet pants, they were wash & wear.
 

Brad

Benevolent Overlord and site owner
Staff member
Yes Bill, it really happened. I've had people complain that blood glucose monitors didn't work. Well, they don't when you insert the wrong end of the strip.
 

Intheshop

Banned
OK,this is a little sick but it was funny...

30 or so years ago one of my guys (const co) ,who's blind in one eye.....comes to work with a sticker stuck to his new sunglasses.I told everybody not to say anything.We all laughed it up for the day.He finally figured it out.