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Ben

Ben

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* Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
* I used to spin the toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
* I need to practice social distancing from . . . the refrigerator.
* Still haven’t decided where to go for Easter. . . The Living Room or The Bedroom.
* Every few days, try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
* Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job!
* I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to Twilight Zone.
* This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into the house, told my dog . . . we laughed a lot.
* So, after this quarantine, will the producers of My 600 Pound life just find me or do I find them?
* My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
* I’m so excited . . . it’s time to take out the garbage. What to wear, what to wear?
* I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroomia.
* Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks women with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
 
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462

462

California's Central Coast Amid The Insanity
You've had too much time on your hands, Ben. You and Trevor need to do some serious shooting, and very soon.
 
358156 hp

358156 hp

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Like my experience in a grocery store last weekend. I was the only one without a mask on and I could see the fear in peoples eyes. A week before this, I would have seen the same fear if I had walked in the store wearing a mask. I mentioned this in a different thread earlier this week but it fits in here pretty good too.

I'm half tempted to return to this store tomorrow dressed in full Tyvek with booties and a hood, nitrile gloves and a gas mask. Everything duct taped at the joints and seams, just like I was taught long ago.
 
Brad

Brad

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I mentioned today at work that I was tempted to show up in a Tyvek suit.
 
oscarflytyer

oscarflytyer

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Ben - I think I am going to be BOTH halves of the first one in your list.

358 - Masks - yeah! I won't wear one.

Brad - I keep swearing I am going to buy an old M17 NBC mask with hood and wear that. I full MOPP suit would DEF make the news!!!!
 
Mitty38

Mitty38

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Was told not to watch the Jack Black Quarantine dance. I did anyway.
Now the images of it are stuck in my mind.
If you see Jack Black in nothing but cowboy boots, shorts and a cowboy hat, DO NOT CLICK ON THAT VIDEO!!!:eek:
It will scar you for life.
Of course now that I mentioned it I know some of you guys will be Goggling Jack Black #Quarantine #Dance.:sigh:
Oh well, its your mind you will be scaring.;)
 
Tomme boy

Tomme boy

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I am SOOOOOOO glad our Governor is not letting the media convince her to close down our state. A lot of things and places are closed but most everything is normal. All the food joints are open, just can't eat in carry out only. Bars are closed unless they serve food then carry out.
our parks are open but the playground areas and shelter are closed. The gun ranges are hopping! I am staying away as I don;t need brass that bad. I have a 1000yd private range I can go to anytime I want.
 
358156 hp

358156 hp

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But if you shut down Iowa, it will be more difficult for the nasties to make it to Nebraska! Colorado should do the same!
 
CZ93X62

CZ93X62

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Kalifornistan continues with its usual Orwellian modus operandi. Of course, things were like that before the mangy critters arrived--so it's "Business as usual" in the PRK. We are now at the one-month mark of our Casual House Arrest phase, and the various .gov apparatchiks keep popping off with new oppressions every time someone shoves a microphone under their nose. The best and worst behaviors of people bubble to the top at times like these.

The consensus "take" on this mess among 25-30 of my retired friends and co-workers.......this is taking on all of the earmarks of BULLSQUAT as time goes on. While I do not doubt the presence of COVID-19 at all, our society's and our governments' reactions to the matter is.......RIDICULOUS.
 
JWFilips

JWFilips

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Our New rules are you can not drive to the area where you are going to take a hike or a walk!
OK I have obeyed all the rules so far but this one takes the cake......Guess I will just walk my 3 miles a day around my basement
 
462

462

California's Central Coast Amid The Insanity
Five weeks of house arrest, for my wife and I, and we are about to revolt.

I'm trying real hard to remain a member . . .
 
Rick H

Rick H

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462 said:
Five weeks of house arrest, for my wife and I, and we are about to revolt.

I'm trying real hard to remain a member . . .
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I understand completely. I was a "bit aggressive" in an earlier post.......and I was trying my best to tone it down.
 
uncle jimbo

uncle jimbo

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462 said:
Five weeks of house arrest, for my wife and I, and we are about to revolt.

I'm trying real hard to remain a member . . .
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Week 5 Day 1

I hear you 462. The wife and I are starting on week 5 today. I am lucky in that I have a mountain to wander around on and I can go up to the gravel pit and shoot. But I'm afraid I would be in the same boat as many of you if I didn't have my own space.
 
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