Ahhh,college girls..... here's a good one.
Late '70's me and the ole man were doing some cabmet work at this very prestigious women's college. We were quite the pair,he was this stupid good looking graying 60 sumthin and I was deep tanned hard as a rock 20 y.o. so,we sorta just were nice to have around.
Only "real" rules the administration had working in the beautiful early 1900's dorms were..... and I swear am not making this up. When you got to a floor, "MAN ON THE FLOOR" was to be hollered out in a positive, authoritative manner. Me and dad( he wasn't my dad,but lots of folks called him that) were "sure,whatever ya'll want"?
This was a daily occurrence so it ain't like a onetime deal.... we'd yell it loud N proud,or kinda be yeah whatever about it. It did NOT matter,once we made the announcement,half nekid 19 y.o. would start flying out of rooms,running down halls,or shooting across the hall into other rooms. We'd even tested the theory by delaying the announcement..... wouldn't see a soul. But,make the call,here they come.
We used to laugh every time that subject would come up or folks talk about working at that college.... we'd look at each other and bust out laughing.