I know some of you also work daily with the public. What are some of your best stories of how funny people can be.
Just today I got asked some real gems.
"What should a person take if they are really sick?" The fact "sick" isn't very descriptive didn't seem to matter.
"My wife has a bad sinus infection, what should she take?" Standard first question from me is to ask what she is taking. Nothing that helps was the response. Not very helpful.
Best ever was the guy who called and asked "You know those brown and serve sausages? How many of those does a guy have to eat?" Huh? I wasn't aware there was a minimum? Turns out that he had a microwave but no fridge and really wanted to know if he could safely leave some overnight in the microwave and eat them in the morning.
Never a slow day working with the public.
Just today I got asked some real gems.
"What should a person take if they are really sick?" The fact "sick" isn't very descriptive didn't seem to matter.
"My wife has a bad sinus infection, what should she take?" Standard first question from me is to ask what she is taking. Nothing that helps was the response. Not very helpful.
Best ever was the guy who called and asked "You know those brown and serve sausages? How many of those does a guy have to eat?" Huh? I wasn't aware there was a minimum? Turns out that he had a microwave but no fridge and really wanted to know if he could safely leave some overnight in the microwave and eat them in the morning.
Never a slow day working with the public.