Missionary
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That would require alot of time to put that rig together. But with all that he has the rifle tilted ? Where is the "bubble level"?
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L Ross
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I use Nilsson Schmilsson's Put the Lime in the Coconut song.Ok how about a replacement ear worm song.
In 1814 we took a little trip,
Along with Colonel Jackson,
Down the mighty Missassip',
Well we fired our guns,
But the British Kept a Comin'
There was not neigh as many as their was a while ago.
We fired once more and they began a runnin',
Right down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico.
RicinYakima
High Steppes of Eastern Washington
Tom
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I don't see a parallax adapter on it.
Cadillac Jeff
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Tom
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Paddy O'Brien caught a leprechaun and demanded his gold. The leprechaun replied "Ahh Paddy, I'm not so spry as I used to be. I was caught only yesterday and have no gold to give. If you'd turn me loose I'd grant you a wish."
Paddy thought about it and said "Me brother he moved to Boston and I miss him. I'm afraid to fly and I get terribly seasick. If you could build me a bridge?"
"A bridge? From here to Boston? Why the engineering marvel! No Paddy, I'm afraid that's impossible. You'll have to wish for something simpler than that."
Paddy thought a moment and said "I've never been able to understand that beautiful bundle of mystery called woman. If you could enlighten me?"
The leprechaun put his hands on his hips and looked Paddy in the eyes.
"So, will you be needing four lanes or will two do it?"
Paddy thought about it and said "Me brother he moved to Boston and I miss him. I'm afraid to fly and I get terribly seasick. If you could build me a bridge?"
"A bridge? From here to Boston? Why the engineering marvel! No Paddy, I'm afraid that's impossible. You'll have to wish for something simpler than that."
Paddy thought a moment and said "I've never been able to understand that beautiful bundle of mystery called woman. If you could enlighten me?"
The leprechaun put his hands on his hips and looked Paddy in the eyes.
"So, will you be needing four lanes or will two do it?"
Michael
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John and Martha were an older couple getting well along in years. It had also been a very long time since there was any romance or excitement of any kind in the bedroom.
One night they are laying in bed and Martha feels John's hand brush the hair on her shoulder next to him, she shakes her head and pushes his hand away. A moment later John does the same on the other side. Martha responds in a similar fashion but not as vigorously. John then proceeds slid his hand down her side to her waist, then on down the side of thigh to her knee, over the top of her knee up the inside of her thigh a little bit. By now Martha is starting to like this.
Shortly after that John repeats the exercise, down the other side, and Martha is really starting enjoy the attention even more. Down her leg John's hand goes, to her knee and across to the inside and up a little bit. Martha is now really getting into it. After a slight distance up Martha's thigh John stops and rolls back over to his side of the bed.
Martha gets up on one elbow and asks John why in the h--- he stopped.
John replied "I found the remote"
One night they are laying in bed and Martha feels John's hand brush the hair on her shoulder next to him, she shakes her head and pushes his hand away. A moment later John does the same on the other side. Martha responds in a similar fashion but not as vigorously. John then proceeds slid his hand down her side to her waist, then on down the side of thigh to her knee, over the top of her knee up the inside of her thigh a little bit. By now Martha is starting to like this.
Shortly after that John repeats the exercise, down the other side, and Martha is really starting enjoy the attention even more. Down her leg John's hand goes, to her knee and across to the inside and up a little bit. Martha is now really getting into it. After a slight distance up Martha's thigh John stops and rolls back over to his side of the bed.
Martha gets up on one elbow and asks John why in the h--- he stopped.
John replied "I found the remote"
richhodg66
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Lighten up fiver, it's a joke.
Petrol & Powder
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He's referring to an old SNL skit