Random Humor

[Brad]

Ummmm, yah?

 

[Petrol & Powder]

"Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, ....how was the show"?

 

[Rick]

 

[JWinAZ]

From the Veterinaries parking lot:

 

[richhodg66]

 

[richhodg66]

 

[Rick]

 

[richhodg66]

I bet that was exciting.

 

[Rick]

I bet that was exciting.

I'm sure he got a charge out of it.

 

[richhodg66]

 

[TXTad]

 

[JustJim]

Imagine the chaos in Bentonville if everyone who's had to deal with those self-checkouts called. . . .

 

[dale2242]

Now that`s funny right there.

 

[richhodg66]

 

[Tom]

Ole, Sven, and Lars attended the sons of Norway fundraiser. As it turned out, they all won the raffle.
Ole got the grand prize, a 3 day guided fishing trip at lake mille lacs. Sven won the second prize, an all expenses paid trip to Duluth with tickets to see the Larson triplets. Lars got a custom toilet brush from Olmstead's kitchen and bath.
They met up a few weeks later and talked about their prizes. Ole says "I never had such a great time before! I caught more walleye than I thought possible !"
Sven says "Oh boy, dat was wonderful! The hotel was nice, the food was great, and those Larson triplets! Boy could they sing and dance! Looking at dem, you'd almost think they were sisters! What about you, Lars?"
Lars says "Vell, dat toilet brush is nice, but I don't think I'm giving up paper."

 

[JWinAZ]

A group of friends were together at the bar, and one fellow started to tell a joke. He got as far as “these two Swedes, Sven and Ole were . . .” when one of the others said “can’t we tell a joke without using insulting stereotypes?” Reconsidering for a moment the teller started again: “these two Hittites, Sven and Ole were . . .”

 

[JWFilips]

 

[Ian]

Sid Caesar! If you're old enough to remember him on TV you're doing pretty well.

 

[fiver]

he's still on JLTV somewhere between soupy sales and jack benny.

 

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