Saw this the other day. "People who can't differentiate "Burro" from "Burrow" don't know their ass from a hole in the ground."
OK, I know someone I need to send that one to. The lit professors think I'm too anal about our language, but geez, man, at least make an effort to be clear, to be on the same page so people know what you're talking about. Especially when it comes to something so esoteric as our avocation and technical vocations, law enforcement, nursing, the military....
Sports fans will peg a poser within three seconds when they start using the wrong terminology to impress others. It's a huge faux pas to NOT know the jargon, yet there is a carelessness and general lack of pride in learning the ropes and "speaking the language," laziness perhaps or a disdain for anything which existed before the perpetrator of such a faux pas existed. We carry the Internet around in our pocket for cryin' out loud! LOOK IT UP!
I am certainly no expert and do get a kick out of when I mess up - I learn something, but English is a complex and difficult language with a crazy history. Keeps life interesting.
I have a very dear friend, highly educated, wise well beyond her years, polite, thoughtful competent, capable, yet incredibly easy to be around. A couple weeks ago, I and another guy were discussing arrangements to cut firewood. She had just moved into a house with a fireplace with an insert and was curious how much wood I went through in a season, planning her own winter. I told her "four cords would leave me content not to worry."
She got the funniest look on her face, so I started to explained how my stove is just a little wonder - very efficient, so I don't need much,... She started laughing and told me "all these years I thought people were saying a QUART of wood!" All good fun and always something to learn.
Man, I'd hate to know everything already. It would be very boring.
Four quarts of wood probably wouldn't get someone through a winter on the equator.