So Collin Murphy is playing cards with his mates and losing badly. They deal the next hand, he takes one look at his cards and his eyes roll back in his head and he falls out of his chair, DEAD. The others try to revive him but they realize it's no use.
So, now they start to panic.
"Somebody's got to tell his wife. Who's gonna do it?"
"Not me, she caught him gambling once before and there was hell to pay"
"Well somebody's gotta tell her"
With that, Sean McSweeney says, "I'll tell'er."
But the others are not convinced he's the man for the job.
"She's a mean one, Sean. You can't let on that he was playin' cards with us. She'll throw a fit and come after us. You need to be discrete."
"Who do you think you're talking to. I'm discrete. I'm the model of discrete. Don't you worry about a thing. I'll handle this with finesse."
So, Sean knocks on Mr. Murphy's door and she answers.
"Hello, Sean, what brings you here today?"
Hello Mrs. Murphy. I just dropped by to tell you that your husband was playing cards with us today, and lost ton of money in the game."
"Why that dirty bah-stard. I told him no more playing cards. You can tell him I said for him to drop dead!"
"Will do."