Random Humor

[Petrol & Powder]

I removed all the German names from my cell phone contact list, I wanted a Hans free device.

 

[richhodg66]

So, three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.

There's no way that is a simple cincidence...

 

[richhodg66]

 

[richhodg66]

It seems ferris wheels are made primarily of steel. If they were made of aluminum, they would be non-ferrous wheels.

 

[shuz]

I plan to open a hand bag store in the capital of Montana. Any suggestions on what I should call it?

Helena handbasket!

 

[Rick]

Helena's Bags . . .

 

[glassparman]

Make 'em handbags for guns

Helena Holsters

 

[Michael]

"Hell in a Handbag"

 

[Snakeoil]

 

[richhodg66]

I love Star Trek, there, that's out in the open now.

 

[shuz]

Whatcha get when the king passes wind on the throne?
A new air apparent!

 

[Brad]

Ha to pass that on to my wife and brother. I love a good pun and word play

 

[RBHarter]

I handed the Christmas jester looking pen to a truck driver today with no trailer . It jingled when he signed the sign in sheet .
I told him my season was complete now , I've heard the bells on bobtails ring .

Of 5 one laughed while signing, 1 had a delayed response , 2 had it hum a few bars , 1 and still don't think gets it .

 

[richhodg66]

William Durant was born December 9th, 1861 and co-founded General Motors. More importantly, he founded Frigidaire, making him the first refrigerator magnate.

 

[RicinYakima]

 

[obssd1958]

You don't make the right decision - you make a decision and then make it right...

 

[richhodg66]

I honestly believe squirrels are adrenaline junkies and do that traffic dodge and other things like it on purpose. Usually when I see one road killed, it's in some place where there was no reason for them to be, nothing to make them want to cross a road (trees, food sources, etc.)

Had a young bassett hound for a while, he used to chase squirrels in the back yard and bark his head off. There is simply no way those squirrels weren't deliberately tormenting that poor dog. They'd gtet just out of reach of him and sit there while he barked at them.

 

[358156 hp]

I honestly believe squirrels are adrenaline junkies and do that traffic dodge and other things like it on purpose. Usually when I see one road killed, it's in some place where there was no reason for them to be, nothing to make them want to cross a road (trees, food sources, etc.)

Had a young bassett hound for a while, he used to chase squirrels in the back yard and bark his head off. There is simply no way those squirrels weren't deliberately tormenting that poor dog. They'd gtet just out of reach of him and sit there while he barked at them.

And birds too. I drove a truck long ago and damn birds on the hwy would swoop down in front of my truck screaming down the road at 65 miles an hour. I guess if you can already fly, you have to do something for excitement.

 

[Matt_G]

Funny short video:

 

[Brad]

The man who developed windchill charts died. He was 82 but felt like 64.